Best quotes about men

"'Don't tell me,' Jace said, 'Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you'll have have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission.' He pointed at himself - he was wearing blue pajamas with a hole in the sleeve. 'Look. Jammies.' 'Jace,' Clary said, 'this is important.' 'Don't tell me,' he said. 'You've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. Well, I'm not in the mood. You could always ask Hodge,' he said as an afterthought. 'I hear he'll do anything for a -' 'JACE!' she interrupted him, her voice rising to a scream. 'JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN, WILL YOU?'"

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"'It wouldn't be my move,' Jace agreed. 'First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order.'"

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"I don't want to be a man, said Jace. I want to be an angstridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead. Well, said Luke, you're doing a fantastic job."

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"Can I help you with something? Clary turned instant traitor against her gender. Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you. Jace assumed an air of mellow gratification. Of course they are, he said, I am stunningly attractive."

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