Best quotes about men

"It's not because I want to make out with her. 'Hold on.' He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. 'I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.'"

John GreenQuote has 16 points. Vote or

"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

George CarlinQuote has 12 points. Vote or

"Let no man pull you so low as to hate him."

Martin Luther King Jr.Quote has 11 points. Vote or

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."

Mark TwainQuote has 11 points. Vote or

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."

Albert EinsteinQuote has 9 points. Vote or

"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain."

Cassandra ClareQuote has 7 points. Vote or

"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it."

Oscar WildeQuote has 7 points. Vote or

"She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity."

Flannery O'ConnorQuote has 7 points. Vote or

"No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns."

Cassandra ClareQuote has 6 points. Vote or

"Wow, Thalia muttered. Apollo is hot. He's the sun god, I said. That's not what I meant."

Rick RiordanQuote has 4 points. Vote or

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