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"Let us find the dam snack bar, Zoe said. We should eat while we can. Grover cracked a smile. The dam snack bar? Zoe blinked. Yes. What is funny? Nothing, Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. I could use some dam french fries. Even Thalia smiled at that. And I need to use the dam restroom. ...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. I do not understand. I want to use the dam water fountain, Grover said. And... Thalia tried to catch her breath. I want to buy a dam tshirt."

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"So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall."

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"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"

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"A book is really like a lover. It arranges itself in your life in a way that is beautiful."

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"There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet. 'Is this the moment?' Harry asked weakly, and when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. 'OI! There's a war going on here!' Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still around each other. 'I know, mate,' said Ron, who looked as though he had recently been hit on the back of the head with a Bludger, 'so it's now or never, isn't it?' 'Never mind that, what about the Horcrux?' Harry shouted. 'D'you think you could just -- just hold it in, until we've got the diadem?' 'Yeah, right, sorry...' said Ron, and he and Hermione set about gathering up fangs, both pink in the face."

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"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie."

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"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."

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"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you."

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"Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway coat of soft green velvet, the color of moss. 'I can't believe you did it!' she exclaimed. 'How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?' 'Traded him for Alec,' Clary said. Isabelle looked mildly alarmed. 'Not permanently?' 'No,' said Jace. 'Just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back,' he added thoughtfully. 'In which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy.' Isabelle looked dubious. 'Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out.' 'That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?' Simon inquired. 'No, probably not.'"

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"Your friend's poetry is terrible, he said. Clary blinked, caught momentarily off guard. What? I said his poetry was terrible. It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random."

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