Best funny quotes

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"

Dr. SeussQuote has 2 points. Vote or

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? she asked cutting me off. His name is 'Shut the hell up'."

Stephenie MeyerQuote has 2 points. Vote or

"Mom. I have something to tell you. I'€™m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I'€™m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me. Well, okay. Possibly more like me than you."

Cassandra ClareQuote has 2 points. Vote or

"I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful onehundred percent!"

Dr. SeussQuote has 2 points. Vote or

"You haven't got a letter on yours, George observed. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid, we know we're called Gred and Forge."

J.K. RowlingQuote has 2 points. Vote or

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"

Dr. SeussQuote has 2 points. Vote or

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

Rick RiordanQuote has 2 points. Vote or

"So it's you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans."

Suzanne CollinsQuote has 1 points. Vote or

"'So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?' 'You could say that.' 'Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you feel like it.' 'I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever.'"

Cassandra ClareQuote has 1 points. Vote or

"If you're reading this... Congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is."

Chad SuggQuote has 1 points. Vote or

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