Best funny quotes

"Why are they all staring? demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. Don'€™t let it worry you, said Ron. It'€™s me. I'€™m extremely famous."

J.K. RowlingQuote has 8 points. Vote or

"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."

Cathy GuisewiteQuote has 5 points. Vote or

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."

Paul TerryQuote has 5 points. Vote or

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

Albert EinsteinQuote has 5 points. Vote or

"I have great faith in fools; selfconfidence my friends will call it."

Edgar Allan PoeQuote has 4 points. Vote or

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."

J.K. RowlingQuote has 3 points. Vote or

"Basically, I have two speeds... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice."

James PattersonQuote has 3 points. Vote or

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."

Albert EinsteinQuote has 3 points. Vote or

"I know how devastated you must be to miss me, but leave a message, and I'll try to ease your agony."

Richelle MeadQuote has 3 points. Vote or

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."

Douglas AdamsQuote has 2 points. Vote or

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