Best funny quotes

"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!"

John WatersQuote has 16 points. Vote or

"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck."

Joss WhedonQuote has 15 points. Vote or

"Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face."

Rick RiordanQuote has 14 points. Vote or

"There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are."

W. Somerset MaughamQuote has 14 points. Vote or

"He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt."

Joseph HellerQuote has 13 points. Vote or

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

Steve MartinQuote has 11 points. Vote or

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."

Dalai Lama XIVQuote has 11 points. Vote or

"My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best."

Winston ChurchillQuote has 10 points. Vote or

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

Yogi BerraQuote has 10 points. Vote or

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

J.K. RowlingQuote has 10 points. Vote or

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