Best Douglas Adams quotes

Quotes about intelligence

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

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Work quotes

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

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Funny quotes

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

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Experience quotes

"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'"

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Quotes about life

"Don't Panic."

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Work quotes

"The Guide says there is an art to flying, said Ford, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

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Quotes about life

"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

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Quotes about life

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."

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Time quotes

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

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Funny quotes

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."

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Quotes about intelligence

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - €”the wheel, New York, wars and so on - €”whilst all the dolphisn had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons."

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Quotes about life

"The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

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