Best Groucho Marx quotes

Education quotes

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."

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Friendship quotes

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."

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Quotes about life

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it."

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Inspirational quotes

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

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Education quotes

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

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