Best Rick Riordan quotes

Funny quotes

"Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face."

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Quotes about men

"Wow, Thalia muttered. Apollo is hot. He's the sun god, I said. That's not what I meant."

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Love quotes

"Love conquers all, Aphrodite promised. Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them? Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed? Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."

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Quotes about life

"Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned. That's us, he said. Those five nuts right there. Which one is me? I asked. The little deformed one, Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up."

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Love quotes

"Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong."

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Quotes about life

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

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Funny quotes

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

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Quotes about life

"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a halfblood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day."

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Quotes about life

"Let us find the dam snack bar, Zoe said. We should eat while we can. Grover cracked a smile. The dam snack bar? Zoe blinked. Yes. What is funny? Nothing, Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. I could use some dam french fries. Even Thalia smiled at that. And I need to use the dam restroom. ...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. I do not understand. I want to use the dam water fountain, Grover said. And... Thalia tried to catch her breath. I want to buy a dam tshirt."

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Quotes about life

"If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself."

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